Friday, February 27, 2009

14/365-___ in a box!


Hey boy I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Boy you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's your birthday and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my ___ in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Boy ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A guy like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special boy
It's my --- in a box, my --- in a box babe
It's my --- in a box, my --- in a box boy
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the ladies out there with fellas to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut two holes in a box
2: Put your stuff in that box
3: Make him open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my --- in a box... my --- in a box babe
It's my --- in a box, my --- in a box boy
Christmas; --- in a box
Hanukkah; --- in a box
Kwanzaa; a --- in a box
Every single holiday --- in a box
Over at your parent's house --- in a box
Mid day at the grocery store --- in a box
Backstage at the CMA's --- in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
--- in a box...


Go here to get the joke...

And for the pic of the day.


  1. so whats in madison's box???or should I say, what was in her box?

  2. Silly lady. I cant believe you are just catching up on this. Hilarious though:)